Here is a funny story like a story full of lols.
The other day I was getting ready for a doctors appointment and I wanted to borrow my boyfriend’s tweezers. So I went where I usually find them and there was a bag of weird exploded drugs. Adderall caps and what seemed to be their contents in a drug bag. Like I thought O goody Im gunna parachute this shit! WAT BETTER WAY TO WAKE UP? You know, whatever,
So I was in the basement and all of my aches and pains went away, and everything got really bright. I guess I had done some weird cusping on 2cb but not quite there stingy old weird E we had lying around from a 100 years ago. Like the most fucked up shit you could be on.
It did not phase me that we would have anything like this in our possession because - we don’t do those types of things anymore you know?
Anyways I obviously thought there was no way in hell I’d miss my doctors appointment for some stupid hippy drug mix up and I went. So off I GO riding my bike in slow motion across town (so disturbing wtf). To “cool out” before the appointment I tried to “fix” my makeup but by that time my face had completely warped into some other dimension bullshit so I scrapped that Idea and went in.
My doctor didn’t notice but I did claim to have food poisoning and he cut the appointment short. It was fine but I don’t suggest doing this HOWEVER true fact: Most doctors don’t have a lot of experience with people coming to their office on street drugs psychedelics (or doing them *yawn*) so I’m sure if you had to, you too could pull the wool over someone’s eyes. You just have to chill the fuck out and remember your eyes are probably as wide as saucers dinner plates and need to figure out how to speak in sentences etc. Kind of hard but not that hard.
I was gunna go visit my friend but by the time I got out of the office and to the pharmacist to get my prescription filled I was “tripping balls” and came home to tell Johnny what just happened and sit on the couch for like 5 hours. Then the park, then ate a box of Captain Crunch.
THE END
lesson of the week. don’t do that.
